TRUTH CAN BE BITTER!!

Disclaimer: There is no direct reference to anybody here, though I have come across such people in my life! I don’t remember who said these but I definitely remember what was said! So guys take it easy!!!

I am feeling sick today-fever, cough, soar throat…..I was napping just when I got up thinking about something. I basically am a straight forward person and I expect the same from the people around me! Sometimes though “these people” who are increasing in number of-late have this funny feeling that they can remain un-noticed even if they try to hide things or say things that are totally freaky…..totally weird…totally out of this world! Little do “these people” realise that we aren’t fools or kids! Or is it that they are reluctant to tell us and we people are foolish not to understand this!
Whatever be it I would just recollect some of these FUNNY THINGS I ve heard in the last few weeks!!

•Me: Dude!!....How much have u scored in CAT??
This Dude: Hey I flopped terribly…..cannot reveal the score…..damn CAT…..damn the entrance tests…..
Normally when people answer me like that I remain silent, do not entertain in asking them their mark again……There was also this friend of mine who said she d lost her CAT id card. I just have one question for these guys: Is CAT the end of it all? Is there no life beyond CAT??.....
To this gal: If ur not so serious about the exam why do u even write it??.....grrr….”These People”!!

• Me: Are u seeing that gal (I ask to THIS friend of mine).
He: Hey not serious buddy……may be…errr……well nothing like that!
For God sake what did u even mean man??.....not serious, may be, nothing like that??.....

• This incident happened to my friend, who is working in Delhi. There is a friend of his who told him this “Hey Ash, I got a call from Harvard University-GMAT mein 770/800…..Still I feel I should be here!!! I am not going to Harvard! ” He is working in an MNC which definitely is not worth the toss he has given to Harvard. I have this question to THIS guy, “Why did u even apply if u were not interested, my friend?!?!?!”…….U think we ll just listen to whatever u say??......God Bless u!

• Me: Hey y don’t u come online in messenger?!?!?.....

This Friend: My gmail is hacked; my yahoo id is also hacked 

I go scratching my head…..” GOD save me…..even I know little bit about hacking….either your security question should ve been so stupid that every Shiv, Ram and Krishna can answer the question, or u should ve given ur password to ur friend considering he/she is so loyal. Decision pays friend!” Please people if u find such hackers do report them to Networking companies, they might get highly paid!!! After all they hacked ur gmail and yahoo id with ease, didn’t they??....Freaks!

It may be that they really meant what they said……It may be that they are lying, it may be that they want to make a fool of us, whatever be it…..I feel so bad for them(if they said these for making a fool out of us). They are probably trying to make a fool out of themselves and not us…..You can very well be frank in telling people what u want to, I used to hesitate a few years back, but learnt if I have to survive here in this HONEST world I got to be frank and point blank!!!.....

This was meant not to hurt anybody, so pardon me if it hurt anyone……
I am off to bed again……!!!